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Showcase your sharp wit and unapologetic humour with this statement design! The "If I Ever Get Murdered Just Know I Talked Sarcastic Until the Bitter End" piece is perfect for those who wear their sarcasm like armour. Comfortable and bold, it’s a must-have for anyone who isn’t afraid to speak their mind—no matter the circumstances. Let your personality shine with this darkly funny and endlessly relatable design!
| Style | T-shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck, Hoodie |
|---|---|
| Color | WHITE, HEATHER GREY, HEATHER CHARCOAL, HEATHER ORANGE |
| Size | Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2XL, 3XL |
Return Policy: Because No One's Perfect (Except... Maybe Our Tees)
Hey there, fabulous customer! Need to switch up your tee? No biggie, we've got your back. Here's the lowdown:
If we messed up (oops, a flaw!), we'll totally cover the return shipping.
If it's just not your vibe, you'll need to ship it back to us. We know, it's a bummer, but it will keep our small biz thriving!
We only do exchanges, no refunds—because everyone deserves a second chance (and a third, and a fourth...).
Make sure to snag a Return Authorization Number (RAN) from us before sending anything back. Think of it as your VIP pass to a smooth exchange.
Got questions? Give us a shout! We're here to help.
Ohhhh hey..... no charge-backs, please. We all know free tees are tempting, but let's keep it fair and square! I promise... we have plenty of giveaways!
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